What more can be said about the mysterious hero known only as the Top Banana? Day-dreamer, innovator, champion of the plátanos. Join in his adventures as he fights the good fight against potassium deficiency, and helps the people of the world get TaptIn!
The unrelenting heartbeat of the bass drum courses thunderously in time with the blood and motor oil pumping steadily through his veins. Half man, half machine, all VP of Sales. Please say hello when you see him. He loves a good hello.
Unceremoniously banished from his homeland after losing his house keys in a game of Cornhole to a spiteful forest nymph, the dashing gypsy prince was doomed to wander the earth for all eternity. Self-professed wielder of the mighty Noobsbane, and celebrated saint of circumstance. Call for a good time, but definitely do not ask if he “wants to make it interesting”.
When she isn’t donating blood, saving the Rainforest or rescuing baby seals, this sprightly scamp enjoys picking bar fights and brawling at hockey games. They don’t call her the “Scourge of the Club Level” for nothing.
Gourmet sushi chef, Olympic trampolinst, and world renowned chinchilla breeder, Sammie is indeed a jack of many trades. Since recently selling her wildly profitable Norwegian cucumber farm, the young fortune-hunter decided to shift her manic focus to the realm of brand ambassador marketing. And considering she also boasts the world’s largest collection of miniature, antique Ferris Wheels, you can be sure she knows how to put the spin on things.
Hailing from the lost, sunken city of Atlantis, Pablo has made some impressive strides to get where he is today. A veteran bull fighter, and decorated geology professor, this aquatic man-about-town doesn’t know the meaning of the word “can’t”. Whether on land, or leagues and fathoms below, you can be sure he works well under pressure.